Fundose #5

A Man's Got to do 

what a man's got to do

....and a woman's

got to tell him to the the rest! 

Fundose #4

 Some women Dress to Kill
and some
Cook the same way! 

Fundose #3

Common sense is the collection of prejudices,

 acquired by age eighteen!

- Albert Einstien

Fundose #2

If aliens were really so smart and 

They can space travel, then 

Why is that they always meet the

 not-so-smart ones on earth!

Fundose #1

Eat well,

Stay fit

and Die anyway!